I'm serious -- don't tell my granpda. He doesn't even know what an iPad is but he'll want to know, then you'll get sucked into a half hour conversation that will probably end with him falling asleep mid-sentence. This is the iRock (really?), a $1,300 rocking chair that generates energy from rocking to charge your iPad and power the speakers. I don't know, I feel like trying to use your iPad while rocking might cause motion sickness. And motion sickness, as you may have heard, leads to babies. "Huh?" It's true, my friend went on a cruise and got pregnant!
Thanks to Markin, who's holding out for a porch swing version.