Beat Him With His Own Arm!: Wampa Arm Ice Scraper

November 21, 2012


This is a $25 Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper from ThinkGeek. It looks like a wampa arm, but no wampas were harmed in the making of the product. OR WERE THEY? I could tell you no humans were harmed when I made coffee in the breakroom this morning, but I know for a fact I hurt at least one coworker's feelings when I told him it looks like he's gained weight. See? It's easy to lie. For all we know there could be a whole farm full of armless wampas out there, and that makes me sad. "Seriously?" No -- wampas are evil creatures. They should make severed wampa leg ice scrapers too.

Hit the jump for a couple more product shots including an ANIMATED GIF of the front and back!



Thanks to Julian, who scrapes ice off his windshield the easy way: living in southern California.

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