Alternatively, Douse Yourself In Sake: Sushi Cologne

November 6, 2012


This is sushi scented cologne from zany perfumer Demeter. It's supposed to smell like sushi, but the scent surprisingly lacks any spicy tuna. Something smells fishy about all this! KILLLLLLLL MEEEEEEE.

The fragrance consists of hints of just cooked sticky rice and straight from the seaside seaweed, accentuated with ginger and lemon essences.

Wow, and to think all these years I've just been rubbing myself with eel rolls. Boy is my face red! No, no it's not. My neck is a little brown from all the soy sauce though. One time I ate so much sushi I vomited. Or maybe it's because some of it was bad, I may never know!

Thanks to David, who prefers to smell like Korean BBQ.

  • My perfume smells of dirty secrets, guilt and shame.

  • ZomBBombeR

    My girlfriend has a grass scented perfume from the same company; literally smells like fresh cut grass minus the gas fumes.

  • This is a nice idea. I do wonder if I can get mine with a hint of wasabi?

  • Closet Nerd

    I've never liked ANY kind of fish; however, my wife [Egyptian Hippie] was/is a sushi whore!!!
    So I tried it a few times... then I had GOOD sushi!!!! Crunchy Spicy Tuna is RAD! (Yes, I'm on a campaign to bring back the word 'Rad')
    GW, if you ever come to Philly, you gotta hit me up; and I'll bring you to Miki-motos in Wilmington, DE; BEST sushi in the Philly area...... and Pat's Steaks.... and this spot I know where I can/will get you the best hoagie you've ever had in you life!!!!
    .... and anything else you might need..... just sayin

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