Rolling For Diabetes: Chocolate Gaming Dice Set

October 11, 2012

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This is an $8 chocolate gaming dice set from ThinkGeek. It comes with all the dice in the picture (d4, d6, d8, d10, d12 and d20). Sucks because I love those d2's. "What's a d2?" Those chocolate coins that come wrapped in gold! "Technically those have three sides." YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, SMARTASS. Whatever you do, don't eat the dice if you decide to game with them because if you think your friends wash their hands after they go to the bathroom, you're in for a surprise. SPOILER: it's penis residue.

Thanks to Nic, who bragged to me about eating two of the player pieces from Candy Land. Oh yeah, well I ate them all so there! Plus most of the cards. "I ate the board." I ATE THE BOARD AND BOX.

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