Rolling For Diabetes: Chocolate Gaming Dice Set

October 11, 2012


This is an $8 chocolate gaming dice set from ThinkGeek. It comes with all the dice in the picture (d4, d6, d8, d10, d12 and d20). Sucks because I love those d2's. "What's a d2?" Those chocolate coins that come wrapped in gold! "Technically those have three sides." YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, SMARTASS. Whatever you do, don't eat the dice if you decide to game with them because if you think your friends wash their hands after they go to the bathroom, you're in for a surprise. SPOILER: it's penis residue.

Thanks to Nic, who bragged to me about eating two of the player pieces from Candy Land. Oh yeah, well I ate them all so there! Plus most of the cards. "I ate the board." I ATE THE BOARD AND BOX.

  • Jadis

    When the life counter gets to 0 the conquorer eats the die.

  • Patrick Caldwell

    Critical Strike!

    Eat 20 dice.

  • Guest

    Great idea of a gift for those who enjoy those classic board games (or a bit o' gambling).

  • $18922249

    I worked in a blacksmith shop for about a year and one thing that I was told, and which stuck with me is that when you undertake an artisan project, it "needs to look handmade and not homemade".

    Those chocolates look homemade and they look disgusting. Especially the d4... that is just atrocious.

  • ZomBBombeR

    I agree man looks like shit; not even fresh shit either, that dried out white withering crap you see in the winter time.

  • Steven Sanchez

    Remember when Geekologie had far more comments on their posts? Pepperridge farm remembers.

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