Repent!: Nun Stealing Beer From A Convenience Store

October 8, 2012


This is security camera footage of a nun stealing what appears to be a Four Loko from a convenience store, presumably because she's tired of communion wine. Is she really a nun? NO CLUE. She's definitely old and not a bikini model though. Hey, whatever happened to the whole, "Thou shall not steal" thing? Is that like, only a suggestion? Or maybe if you work for God he lets you bend the rules a little bit? I only ask because free beer sounds really cool.

Hit the jump for a video of THE LORD TOLD ME TO.

Thanks to Terrance, who wants to know what else she's hiding under that habit. SPOILER: not a rockin' body.

  • Larry Symms

    she's got a bad habit. ZING!

  • ZomBBombeR

    And people ask me why I have low moral standards, link to demon cat made me laugh, fuckin' religion. My answer...why not, look around yourself and tell me what you see in your fellow humans?

  • bloodyhell

    Fucks Given: Nun

  • Donnie Duncanson

    That is a nun in the same sense that a man in a bear suit is a bear...

  • Only this could actually be a corrupt nun.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I get his point but it sure does increase the hilarity quotient if she is really a nun

  • Patrick Caldwell

    I'd buy her some beer, and then show her a good time.

  • HektikLyfe

    Mother Superior misunderstands the Archbishop's request for a down low delivery of three tall boys to his rectory.

  • well played :-p

  • if industries

    dare i say... bad habits

  • n_a_a_s

    Even in the church community the donations are down in this bad economy and nuns are bored as fuck, the church is desperate for a little stress numbing fix every now & then

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    it looks like she is jacking Busch. now that is desperation right there.

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