Princess Leia's Coke Nail Made An Appearance In Return Of The Jedi -- Details At Eleven! (Jk, Jk, No More Details)

October 1, 2012

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This is a shot of Carrie Fisher's coke nail making an appearance in Return of the Jedi. It's for snorting coke when you don't have time to sit down and rake out lines. You know, for the more active coke-blower.

'We did cocaine on the set of Empire, in the ice planet [the second film of the original trilogy]. I didn't even like coke that much, it was just a case of getting on whatever train I needed to take to get high.'

Pfft, you didn't even like it that much -- you are a LIAR. You liked it enough to grow a fingernail out so you could do it all the time, I know that. Admittedly though, I do wish I could pop the tops off beer bottles with my belly button.

Hit the jump for a Princess Leia golden bikini shot, followed by a shot of Carrie Fisher that will make any future Princess Leia related boners next to impossible.

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Thanks to Disturbing News, who is like, your roommate takes pictures every time he goes to the bathroom and keeps a scrapbook of them all.

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