Monkey With Creepy Face, Bright Blue Ass Discovered

October 11, 2012


This is Cercopithecus lomamiensis, a new species of monkey discovered in Africa (one of only two new species discovered in the past 26 years). It has a creepy, human-like face and a bright blue ass. Kind of like a Na'vi. There's a worthwhile shot of one's ass and balls after the jump because regret is something we all have to learn to live with.

Hit the jump and exercise your coping mechanisms.


Thanks to Sicero, who agrees all animals should have brightly colored butts so the zoo is like an ass rainbow.

  • handyrefuse

    Kinda looks like Simon Helberg aka Walowitz from The Big Bang Theory to me

  • ZomBBombeR

    He looks very pensive to me.

  • Looks like a crossover between that old Basement Jaxxx video and Howard Wolowitz.

  • Dani

    dat ass!.... looks fake .The shadows are all wrong.

  • Guest

    hehe this monkey's blue bum is just hilarious. However, the monkey's face isn't really creepy...just looks bored.

  • $18922249

    Humans and primates are clearly not related! Similarly, the world is 6000 years old!

  • ZomBBombeR

    Your joking right?

  • $18922249

    (I am a professional research biologist :D )

  • ZomBBombeR

    So now I'm more confused...should you not posess a sound logical mind then? I mean I can level with you on the evolution bit, this but the earth only being 6000 yrs old strikes me as a tad bit naive, especially for a scientist, now a born again I'd expect that kind of talk from.

  • EdgarAllenPwn

    lol at your lack of understanding of sarcasm

  • $18922249

    It was a joke; sarcasm. That monkey is clearly similar to an ape in morphology. Granted, we are separated by about 15 million years, the similarities are incredibly striking.

    As for where I stand on the mythology, I don't. I am about as belligerent an atheist as you will come across.

  • dTroop

    Has anyone else noticed this monkeys face looks like a giant dick?

  • cgilmore024

    First thing I thought of when I saw this:

  • Thank you for that, it was amazing.

  • He reminds me of an ex-boyfriend.

  • Sanjeev Ananthan

    That'll teach you for monkeying around.

  • $18922249


  • And yet he dumped me.

  • $18922249

    Less dashing?

  • monkeyspinach

    Potato Jesus monkey

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