Damn Bro, Lay Off The Spinach: Realistic Renderings Of Popeye The Sailor Man (Who Lives In Garbage Can)

October 16, 2012


These are some realistic renderings of Popeye created by artist Lee Ramao. They're really impressive, I was just hoping Popeye would be a little more handsome in the face department. Here he kind of looks like me. That's not something anybody would hope for.

Hit the jump for several more of the impressiveness.




Thanks to my buddy c-nast, who doesn't even talk to me anymore except through Geekologie tips. I thought we shared something!

  • Aisamuddin Akram

    the arms are so big that he can never open his eyes

  • Cortney A.

    The body/muscle structure and tattoos are pretty sweet, but the face and front of the neck just looks too old. Unless an older Popeye is what they were aiming for, then I would have to say spot on job.

    I wouldn't mind seeing the rest of the cast receive the same treatment. Bluto/Brutus, Olive, and his nephews, but Eugene the Jeep might be a bit creepy.

  • patternscanner

    popeye has hulk hands!

  • yep.dope.

  • Liang Li

    man this makes me wish i had some sweet tats

  • Joe Ferschke

    When you said realistic rendering you meant to say: "only slightly less cartoonish rendering"

  • Anodos

    Slightly? Is there a popeye cg movie im unaware of?

  • Genndy Tartakowsky is actually working right now on a Popeye movie. And after the success he collected with his Hotel Transylvania, I would imagine a 2012 release is not unreasonable.

  • p_shep

    His biceps don't look big enough to lift his forearms!

  • Yahee! Now THAT is a man!

    I'm kidding.
    He looks neat. A face only his mother could love.
    And I wouldn't want to be fisted by him.

  • callam

    i wouldnt want to be fisted by anyone really

  • n_a_a_s

    you can thank high speed internet, streamable porn and ambidextrouism for those forearms

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