Come On, God -- Enough Is Enough: Cyclops Cat Born

October 10, 2012

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Note: Uncensored shot has the potential to steal your soul, hit the jump at your own risk.

This is Cleyed the Cyclops kitty. Sadly, he only lived a short time because, you know, you're not supposed to be born a cyclops. No offense to you real Cyclopes out there -- but I will be coming for you and I will sword you all in the eyeballs and steal your treasure. "They're not leprechauns, GW, they don't HAVE treasure." Well what the hell do they have then? "Mostly sadness and poor hygiene." That's depressing, what else? "Not 3-D vision!" Hoho, good one! *stab stab stab* Apparently you didn't notice my eyepatch.

Hit the jump for the uncensored shot and a brief video of Cleyed's short but sweet stay on earth. Sleep well, sweet prince.

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Thanks to PYY, who agrees ol' Cleyed is probably looking down on us from heaven right now but can't tell if the earth is really far away or close enough to touch if he just reached out a paw.

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