BURN IT NOW: Realistic Human-y Yoda Head Sculpture

October 2, 2012


This is a human-like Yoda head sculpture lovingly crafted from my nightmares by artist Andrea Eusebi. Damn, Yoda looked so loveable in the movies when he was green -- with a human complexion he just looks...like a grandpa with bad ears. If Michael Phelps were 900 years old this is what his ears would look like. If I were 900 years old I'd have been a corpse for at least 800 of those years (and probably closer to 850) because I refuse to live a life where I piss myself when I'm not even drunk. "Then you might want to check the wet spot on your pants, GW." IT'S TEA, SMARTASS. I hope it's tea.

Hit the jump for a bunch more of the I wrote this last night and am having nightmares right now while you read this.






Thanks to PYY, who agrees with a face like that it's hard to believe Yoda got any visitors on Dagobah.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Definitely better looking green...

  • Amazing !!

  • Looks like Mickey Rooney to me.

  • Don't make me angry, Mr. Skywalker. Like me you would not when I am angry.

  • Brian

    While that's a very lovely sculpture, it's not a "realistic" Yoda so much as it's a pink Yoda; he's not really different at all.

  • Raskell

    Hey GW - Have you heard the rumor that yoda was based on a USC Earth Sciences professor, Donn Gorsline? http://earth.usc.edu/%7Egor... Can't find a good pic, but the mouth is a little off...

  • Grandma?

  • I want to eat hes ears... mmm bacon

  • Guest

    (Amazing work btw)

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    so they painted it flesh colored instead of green.

  • rikster81

    still better then episodes 1-3

  • Matty Spinny

    wow i never noticed how much he looks like bilbo. mind blower

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