Beluga Whale Spends Four Years Trying To Speak Human, Gives Up, Probably Thinks We're Too Stupid Anyways

October 23, 2012


This is a video (actually just audio) of NOC the beluga whale vocalizing with English-like speech patterns. Apparently he talked like this for all his youth, then abandoned it when he matured. What was he trying to tell us? Does he know the location of Atlantis? Is he friends with Ariel? He sounds like me singing in the shower. ♫ I'M A PRETTY GIRL, HUR DER DER DER ♫

Hit the jump and tell me what he's saying.

Thanks to Johnny Utah and The Brett, who agree he was probably trying to bestow the wisdom of the ancient Atlanteans on us. Wow, we f***ed that up.

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