And That's Why You Never Drive Through A Civil War Reenactment: Cannonball Destroying Car In Slow Motion

October 22, 2012


Seen here a moment before impact, a cannonball prepares to send a car to meet its maker. In this case, Saturn. The cannonball actually travels all the way through the car and exits out the trunk. That's a lot of power. Don't get me wrong, I could still take a cannonball to the belly, I'd just have to flex extra hard. "It would destroy you." I would probably disintegrate on impact. Speaking of cannons, did I ever tell you I've been to one of the largest Civil War reenactments ever held? My buddy's dad was actually getting remarried during a ceremony at the thing and I went to show my support. And by show my support I mean get high as a kite and pretend I was a Union spy. I stole Confederate horse meat!

Hit the jump for the video, car destruction starts around 1:45.

Thanks to Chris, who I'm willing to let punch me in the gut as hard as he can for $2.39 (daddy needs a forty).

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