A New Low: Denny's Rolling Out Hobbit Themed Menu

October 23, 2012

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Because they should probably fire their entire marketing department, Denny's has teamed up with The Hobbit to release a Middle Earth themed menu. It features such mouthwatering options as the 'Hobbit Hole Breakfast,' 'Gandalf's Gobble Melt', Frodo's Pot Roast Skillet', 'Shire Sausage,' and 'Seed Cake French Toast'. What is Shire sausage? SPOILER: REGULAR F***ING SAUSAGE. Frodo's Pot Roast Skillet? The same pot roast skillet they were selling last month. Not to sound too Sherlock Holmes-y or anything, but I'm starting think the only relation to The Hobbit are the names!

Hit the jump for a depressing commercial.

Thanks to cancan, who agrees this is ridiculous and would have been way more fitting as an IHOP campaign.

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