Why You Magic-Loving Perverts!: Emma Watson Is The Most Virus/Malware Laden Celebrity To Search For Online

September 13, 2012


According to security software giant McAfee, Emma Watson is the most dangerous celebrity to search for online, with a one-in-eight chance of landing on a malware site while looking for pictures of her face Photoshopped on some other chick's naked body. My God we need to get you a girlfriend.

Shockingly, those adding the words "free downloads" and "nude pictures" to the name are much more likely to run into problems. The top ten:

1. Emma Watson

2. Jessica Biel

3. Eva Mendes

4. Selena Gomez

5. Halle Berry

6. Megan Fox

7. Shakira

8. Cameron Diaz

9. Salma Hayek

10. Sofia Vergara

Ahahahhahhaha, Cameron Diaz still made the list?! What is this, the late nineties? She looks like a centuries old vampire now. On the up side, at least the malware you'll get searching for her was only made to run on Windows 98.

Thanks to Maggie and ED, who don't look at nudie celebrity pictures. I'm joking, ED totally does.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Seems legit.

  • Themosco

    Two Colombian woman up there Ohh yeah! Lol

  • Butter Biscuits McGee

    What's funny is that this only makes me want to look up pics of Emma Watson

  • dgentrup09

    Emma Stone's not on this list. Why?

  • There is some joke about stereotypical men here, I'm sure there is.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    men will go through great ordeals just to get a look at boobs

  • Don't I know it.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    hey...don't blame us...you like them too.

  • That is true too.

  • ro

    Half of the list latin girls! jaja

  • dr196

    Unfortunately :(

  • Hey whats wrong with latin girls?!

  • dr196

    (i know this is old) Its unfortunate because of the higher chance of getting viruses from pictures of these fine women..... which i don't look at....

    I'm actually Ecuadorian and i love latinas!

  • ro

    Nothing ... I think is great!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    apparently, if we try to find pics of you naked on the internetz we get malware. that seems a little unfair.

  • So I was curious and did a look up and now I want bigger bewbs :(

  • da1nonlysage

    up early GDubb. WiiU news please? I cant watch the livestream at 10...

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy
  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I think anything that end with "nude pictures" leaves you with a good chance of landing on a malware site.

    "Rosie O'Donnell nude pictures" fried my laptop the other day.

  • Oh man.... that reminds me of how I got the blue screen of death by looking up Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen Degeneres "scissor sisters"..... I was curious OK?!

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