Study: People With Purple Bedrooms Have The Most Sex

September 5, 2012


...Is that an orgy room?

According to a recent British study (which might not mean anything anywhere else in the world), people with purple bedrooms have almost double the "intimate encounters" (read: sexy times) per week that people with grey rooms have. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to run to Home Depot real quick.

Clocking up 3.49 intimate encounters every week, couples with purple bedclothes, walls or furniture have more sex than those with rooms leaning towards any other colour scheme.

People with red bedrooms notch up a pretty respectable 3.18 sex sessions per week onto their crimson bedposts, while those with sky blue boudoirs manage 3.14.

Putting up a valiant battle not to be outdone by those at the top, people with pink bedrooms make love on average 3.02 times every week, and couples with black rooms slip just below the 3.0 mark with an average of 2.99 times.

Meanwhile, those poor loveless souls in grey rooms tend to have sex only 1.8 times per week, green only 1.89 and beige only 1.97, all below the national average of 2.55.

The study also found that those with silk bedding had an average of 4.35 sexual encounters per week, significantly more than the next closest 2.72 boning sessions for those with cotton. And the person who has the least amount of sex overall? The guy with my bedroom and bedding. F*** man, I couldn't have much worse luck if I was sleeping in my car.

Hit the jump for a chart showing the actual numbers.


Thanks to Charlotte and LupusYonderboy, who heard people who sleep on beds of nails and in coffins have the least sex. The nails I believe, the coffins -- I dunno. Vampires are f***ing kinky.

  • John Lake

    Huh, my room is yellow, but my "sex per week" is dynamic enough. But sure, sometimes I use services like GiA.La although it makes no difference.

  • Greybond

    I dont so much believe a room color can facilitate my sexual appetite....but a good arrangement of things in the bedroom matters...a chair/stool, sofa and a bed...that's all.

  • Jeff the god of biscuits

    3-4 times a week? Me and my girl are at 3-4 times a day. I wonder how much a purple room and silk sheets would increase that?

  • ZomBBombeR

    Good to know I can still get by pretty easily by just keeping everything I own red XD love it, I've never been a huge Purp fan, unless it's purple kush lol.

  • Now you know why the Joker's always smiling!

  • Guest

    And just like that Quagmire's room(s) are purple. XD

  • jimmy

    Does this mean that couples that have an active sex life tend to buy silk sheets and purple paint? And if they start to tone it down a little (sexually) they redecorate?
    Or that people who decorate in purple tend to 'pull' more?

  • Blinghamstar
  • Rawr

    This is only correlation, its not that its causing it. Except silk sheets. So soft. That might cause me to have sex.

  • Jessica Grace

    I'm gonna get me some silk purple bed sheets

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    Anniversary gift to my hubby; purple silk sheets! :)

  • PPFFTTT....I don't need a purple room....

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    ...PPFFTTT...who needs a room

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    An alley, a knife, and a candle are all you really need

  • Lee

    So Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) and Carol (Star Sapphire) win to have it goin' on?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    all that they have really proven is that visiting Pound Town 2-3 times a week is normal for people.

  • JCB5150

    So Walter White's sis-in-law must be gettin' it all the time!

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