Start Counting, Owl!: Edible Planet Lollipops

September 7, 2012


This is a series of planetary lollipops by Etsy seller Vintage Confections. Vintage, huh? *eying lollipops* Why do I get the feeling my grandpa never had these as a kid? A $17.50 set of 10 includes all the planets in the solar system plus the Sun and *sniffle* Pluto (it breaks my heart that's not a given). Unfortunately, due to high demand the suckers won't be shipping until December 1st and are only available in cotton candy and strawberry flavors. Except for Uranus. I imagine Uranus still tastes like ass. See what I did there? I'm a funny guy! "You suck." I hate myself so much.

Hit the jump for a shot of four other ones.


Thanks to bb, who, FUN FACT: knows exactly how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop but she'll never teeeeellllllllllll.

  • It's awfully tricky to get your tongue around Uranus.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I have always found it's fairly simple...for an extra $25.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Hey I like cotton candy!! not a big artificial strawberry fan though, either way at almost $2 a pop "lol" I couldn't be bothered, I have a hard time paying that much for something so insignificant even if it's for charity. (not the stripper but a not for profit org.)

  • Guest

    There's just one of those planet lollypops that I won't lick.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy


  • nickanderson1991


  • That would go great with some Milk-y way.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    no. just no.

  • I'll just let myself out now

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    they may have added back Pluto but now they have left out Planet X

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