This is a series of planetary lollipops by Etsy seller Vintage Confections. Vintage, huh? *eying lollipops* Why do I get the feeling my grandpa never had these as a kid? A $17.50 set of 10 includes all the planets in the solar system plus the Sun and *sniffle* Pluto (it breaks my heart that's not a given). Unfortunately, due to high demand the suckers won't be shipping until December 1st and are only available in cotton candy and strawberry flavors. Except for Uranus. I imagine Uranus still tastes like ass. See what I did there? I'm a funny guy! "You suck." I hate myself so much.
Hit the jump for a shot of four other ones.
Thanks to bb, who, FUN FACT: knows exactly how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop but she'll never teeeeellllllllllll.