Stab Me In The Mouth: Link's Master Sword...As Bread

September 11, 2012

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Because it's dangerous to go anywhere on an empty stomach, here's Link's master sword made out of delicious baguette. It was baked by the kid in the picture (spacekat267), who, despite the ear plugs and tattoos, looks suspiciously like he's 13. I look 400, so obviously I'm a little jelly. HIYO -- bread spread tie-in out of nowhere! You butter appreciate it (I'll let myself out).

Hit the jump for one more shot.

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Thanks to Karin and underboss_hog (don't think I don't see what you did there), who were both fired for Outback Steakhouse for throwing loaves of that delicious-ass bread around the kitchen like they were fake grenades. OMG -- me too! (true story)

  • ZomBBombeR

    Next time he should bake a sword into the baguette so he has a packable snack with a secret weapon inside for emergancies ;) ;) think ahead I always say.

  • ZomBBombeR

    The kid definitely has an artist in him so baker would make sense I think people really need to get over the tattoo thing, it's self expression and nothing more and as long as ur knuckle tats don't read "fuck moms" then you should be a-ok. But back to the article he obviously has vision and motivation so thats good for starting a business and on a side note he really likes batman [hat, lunchbox, shirt] Zelda {the bread sword} and smelly good things based on the plethora of (colognes, deoderants and body spray) oh my! oh yeah and weed look at his face definitely weed XD much?

  • He looks high as a dam kite, a kite about to eat the shit outta that delicious baguette!

  • Marcus Como

    Upon first glance I thought he was holding one of those dildo-swords.

  • ZerglingPack

    Isn't that the kid from malcolm in the middle? Dewey is that you?

  • GeekPy

    forever alone mode ON

  • n_a_a_s

    nobody has mentioned the abundance of deodorant & cologne he's collected on his dresser, he must not smell too nice

  • Guest

    I'm more interested in the Batman lunchbox.

  • Closet Nerd

    "Stab Me In the Mouth....", yeah, that's what she said!
    ..... just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    In the first picture, his face just says, "Who wants a yeast infection?!"
    ..... just sayin

  • Guest

    Let it age a bit, and it'll be tougher than steel. ;D

  • eventual bakery name- "The baked baker"

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    it's very penisy.

  • I usually loaf bread jokes but today they're really crumb-y.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    no. just no.
    we already had this discussion.

  • I'M SORRY! I can't help it... you should rye it some time.

  • Doug Eldridge

    This kid has " never going to
    get a job that’s not in a tattoo parlor " written all over him.

  • Dan

    I also disagree, respectfully of course. There are plenty of police officers that I've encountered all across the nation that have full sleeves on both arms. Tattoos are no longer looked upon as taboo anymore.

  • Kudos @ Vanessa Duran. I disagree as well. I'm an IT Director and I've got tattoos that I do not have to cover up. I do when I meet with vendors or clients or even if there are visitors coming in. He can easily cover that stuff up and take the gauges out.

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