No Little Umbrellas?: The Inebriator, A Robotic Bartender

September 12, 2012


This is The Inebriator, a robotic bartender capable of mixing preprogrammed (undoubtedly poisonous) cocktails by dispensing up to five different juices and nine different liquors. Just want a beer? TOO BAD. Want a cherry in your Mai Tai? NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Want to leave without tipping? DING DING DING DING! Also, don't tell anybody but I slashed one of his juice lines and now he's leaking grapefruit in the back. As soon as he's good and sticky I'm gonna grab the tequila and make a drunken stumble for it.

Hit the jump for a video demo of the thing making a drink that looks like pure sugar.

Thanks to Pauvel, who took me to a fancy brewpub where you browsed the beer selection with iPads. I thought they were just big coasters.

  • bunnychi75

    No Crown and Coke!?!? The hell!?!?!?

  • ZomBBombeR

    Wow considering I do most of my drinking at home, if I didn't have to make my own drinks I could easily double the amount of liquor I could consume in a night simply becuase I wouldn't have to worry about being to lazy to mix one XD and I'd only have to get up to restock, that would be the hard part...

  • thisone looks like its able to build by yourself (maby in lego)

  • Ed

    You still need a human to replace the empty bottles! We're not useless yet. Also, I wonder once all the humans are replaced at their jobs with robots, who will pay the taxes that keep this country from collapsing?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    robot repairmen?

  • Billy
  • Billy

    Here is the video on bar tender.

  • Guest

    hmm...the bar tender has an advantage over this little robut since he/she can do more than one at a time. ;)

    This would be good as a little assistant for those busy nights at the bar (especially for tedious complex mixes that take too much time).

  • Billy

    Yea there is a better one called SmartBar. And it is way cooler then this one!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    these automated bartenders are all well and good and would be great for the "fad" crowd to follow but it takes away from the experience of a live person serving drinks.
    you know the one that slips you a free drink here and there, loads your mixed drink with a little more alcohol than usual.
    are these machines going to give me a double for the price of a single after I compliment it on its nice rack?

  • ZomBBombeR

    lol thats good 'cause it has racks on it lamo.

  • Nebukanezzer

    Nor J-Mo.. Where the bleep is all the WHISKEY???

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Jack and Coke...I don't see it

  • Guest

    It's better with Pepsi. :D

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    heathen. you must be from the north

  • ZomBBombeR

    No man he's right, but apple jacks are good too and juice is juice but dole is better.

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