Life-Size Clear Glass Assault Rifle Pipes (Well, Bongs)

September 5, 2012


This is a series of borosilicate glass pipes made by Michelsen Studios to look like clear, life-size assault rifles (in this case, an AR-15). The bowl is in the scope, and has a downstem to the gun handle, which you fill with water. Then put your lips on the barrel and WHEE, you're pretending you're in that scene from 'Platoon'. Alternatively, make a pipe out of an apple so you can eat the evidence afterwards. I don't know about you, but I kind of have an aversion to putting my lips on gun barrels, even fake ones. "You're a sissy." Hey, if that's what makes me a sissy then go get the frilly sissy panties because I'll wear them. "You already are." Damn yeah! *booty-popping so hard I throw a hip out*

Hit the jump for some closeups of the AR-15 as well as a couple of the other rifles, but be sure to check out the studio's website for closeups of them all.










Thanks to my buddy Terry, who loves wrapping his lips around gun barrels because it reminds him of wieners.

  • Ti Cas

    Hello, where i can buy such a bong???

  • qwer

    should make one that looks like dick

  • eye_draw_4U

    This is not an assault rifle.

  • Tommy gun!

  • IS that a 99 jap LMG?

  • Hellz yeah it is!

  • ZomBBombeR

    Screw the durability concerns, think about having to clean this S.O.B./ no thanks, they do all look pretty awesome though, most practical would be the MP5k becuase it's smallest, and surprisingly the AR-15/M4 is far sexier than the AK-47, for shame!

  • Jesse

    Just a fyi Mr Geeko... an AR-15 is NOT an assault rifle...

  • hungrydude

    now ive herad dumb shit before but to say an ar is not an assault rifle is just outright stupid

  • ZomBBombeR

    Not all assault rifles are fully auto.

  • Joe

    By definition, they are.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Again not all, there are always exceptions.

  • DanH

    Holy cow. Doubling up on making sure the world knows your lack of research isn't the best way to go about stuff. Literally by definition assault rifles are full auto. They are any of various intermediate-range, magazine-fed military rifles that can be set for automatic or semiautomatic fire. If it doesn't have the automatic fire setting, it's not an assault rifle.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I think I will just stick with my vaporizer.

  • Oz Baxter

    I love creative glass, but that's just dumb. As a toker, that big-ass thing would be a hindrance to just chillin' with my smoke...

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    51" long for the Type99. You know this stuff is going to be expensive and will be fragile as an iPhone.

    (expensive + fragile + cumbersome) * stoner friends = epic butthurt

  • I like your equation.

  • ZomBBombeR

    I wonder if the Type 99 LMG models' bayonet is detachable, would make for badass hot knives XD

  • Oz Baxter

    Yeah, that thing would be broken in the first three days. Like I said, I love the creativity but it's certainly not practical...

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