Life-Size Clear Glass Assault Rifle Pipes (Well, Bongs)

September 5, 2012

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This is a series of borosilicate glass pipes made by Michelsen Studios to look like clear, life-size assault rifles (in this case, an AR-15). The bowl is in the scope, and has a downstem to the gun handle, which you fill with water. Then put your lips on the barrel and WHEE, you're pretending you're in that scene from 'Platoon'. Alternatively, make a pipe out of an apple so you can eat the evidence afterwards. I don't know about you, but I kind of have an aversion to putting my lips on gun barrels, even fake ones. "You're a sissy." Hey, if that's what makes me a sissy then go get the frilly sissy panties because I'll wear them. "You already are." Damn yeah! *booty-popping so hard I throw a hip out*

Hit the jump for some closeups of the AR-15 as well as a couple of the other rifles, but be sure to check out the studio's website for closeups of them all.

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Thanks to my buddy Terry, who loves wrapping his lips around gun barrels because it reminds him of wieners.

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