It's On eBay: Mummified Cat Slam Dunking Mummy Bird

September 27, 2012


Because how else are you going to decorate your sports-themed voodoo room, an eBay seller recently had this fine 'mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird' display for sale. And for only $550 -- the basketball hoop alone is probably worth that! Now I'm not saying this person's house should be raided and the voodoo cult that lives there all arrested, but I bet you the authorities could get a search warrant on account of the smell.

Hit the jump for a closeup of the kind of stupid shit I buy when I'm clicking around drunk on eBay before bed.


Thanks to catlover1954, who agrees that cat probably should have kept better track of what life it was on.

  • ZomBBombeR

    This is just wrong...but then again maybe I'm wrong for having more compassion towards animals than to other humans. *sigh*

  • this is terrible! =(

  • Crucial

    Great concept. I think this calls for an entire collection of "Animal doing sports".

  • no

    This is horrific.

  • OhMyMe

    Soooo Affordable, the internet has wonderful deals

  • Joey Svitek

    What the fuck is wrong with people?

  • Guest

    Edit: sry for double post...older post didn't register.

  • Mighty Molecule

    ...but you can't sell potions, fucking disgrace.

  • Guest

    Helicopter Cat just got owned.

  • Amenhotep would be so proud

  • Blake Griffin.

  • Crispy fried cat! Now I feel hungry.


  • FIRST!

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