Idiot Fakes His Own Death As Part Of Marriage Proposal

September 4, 2012


30-year old Russian businessman Alexey Bykov decided to propose to his girlfriend, but not before enlisting the help of an entire crew of people to help fake his own death in a horrible car accident to see how she would react to his passing. What a f***ing idiot. After telling his bride-to-be to meet him at a certain location:

"When I arrived there were mangled cars everywhere, ambulances, smoke, and carnage," Kolokov told Russian media. "Then when I saw Alexey covered in blood lying in the road a paramedic told me he was dead and I just broke down in tears."

With his mission accomplished, Bykov rose from the dead and proposed to his stunned partner while drenched in "blood." Kolokov said she contemplated killing him "for real this time," but decided to agree to marry the lunatic instead.

"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me," Bykov said. "I think it worked but I promise it's the last time."

Damn brobro, think pretty highly of yourself or what? If were her I would have kicked ol' Alexey in the nuts, told him his brother's penis is WAY nicer, then started making out with one of the fake paramedics. But that's just me and I'm a proud, independent woman.

Thanks to X Pac and Joseph, who agree faking your own death is better saved for an anniversary.

  • Naruto uzumaki

    Okay guys stop saying wow you are stupid to them is there something wrong with love? Is it? No right so why are you hating she obliviously said yes because she loves him its just he did that to make sure she loves him god people anyways haters gonna hate

  • Keyser Soze

    "I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me,"

    And when the cops eventually get the call to their house, and see HER lying dead on the floor, it will be for real. Dude is a goddamn narcissistic sociopath.


    Typical male attempt at trauma-bonding. Also, societal Stockholm Syndrome.

  • billythekid122

    that was a test to see if she care about him . they have a lot of women that would walk off laughing asking the mother can she have his car and house with a big smile on there face . people may see this as crazy . but he did the right thing for a test to see if she had any real feeling for him . because they have a lot of women out there playing men for money. And have a few man on the side . that she really care about . I would not try that . the woman may think you just lost your mind .


    You're a turd.

  • Anodos

    Looking forward to the marriage "You want me to die? YOU WANT ME TO DIE, DO YOU? DO YOU HEAR ME, ILL DIE! ILL BE FUCKING DEAD!! YOU WANT THAT ON YOUR HANDS!"

  • Jadis

    "I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me," Bykov said.
    I think that's grounds for a awesomly staged break up. I'd say he could go mend his broken heart in one of the ambulances he hired, but I don't think he has one. I mean, his whole idea was centered around how great HE is and why she should marry him instead of how great SHE is and why he wants to marry HER.

  • Exactly the way every proposal should be done. Nice job bro!

  • How do you say "douche bag" in Russian?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    it appears to be "douchebag"

  • Run sis.

  • Guest

    There seems to be a new trend with marriage proposals (earlier a different guy faked jumping off a roof). I blame Scare Tactics.

  • Nicholas

    If there is a god she'll fake her death on the wedding day and run off with the guy's brother or friend on the already all expenses paid honeymoon.

  • Veronica

    How sweet........

  • ElSpanielo

    He must be rich.

  • MaxwellMudd

    Of course. He hired a whole "crew" to fake his death, including ambulances!

  • Guest

    What an asshole.

    And she's a dumbass for letting him do that shit. If NOTHING ELSE, she should now realize his true, self-absorbed character and tell him to go fuck himself.

  • Robert Wilson III

    What?! Honestly women have the notion of asshole all wrong. Assholes wouldn’t care enough to do something like this. Likewise, anyone who truly cares about someone enough to marry them ought to be devestated by the thought of them dying, if you don’t care enough about me dying then why should I care enough to marry you??

  • So is this the cake they will be serving at the reception then?

  • Bubbubsky

    Well, since she said "Yes," I can't help but think of her equally as lowly. He's a complete jackass, so what does that make the idiot who would spend her life with him?

  • MaxwellMudd

    Gold digger!

  • ZomBBombeR


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