Future Dead Island Game Gets An Emotional Trailer

September 21, 2012


I don't care what anybody says, I liked the first Dead Island. I had a lot of fun slicing through those undead f***ers with my electrified machete. Sure the gameplay didn't have anything to do with the cinematic trailer they made for it, but that didn't really get my panties in a bunch (they can't bunch anyways -- it's thong Friday!). This is the emotional trailer for the December 2013 release of Dead Island: Riptide. I might have teared up a little, but only because I'm a delicate flower. But like, with thorns. And a good smell. "So...a rose?" What?! I ain't no namby-pamby rose, brobro. I'm like, an oak tree. "That's not a flower." I'M AN OAK, DAMMIT.

Hit the jump, watch the video, then insist you'd have jumped out there with a kitchen knife and butchered them all even though we know you'd be huddled in the corner with shitty pants.

Thanks to Ivran, who really would have busted out of that boat and hacked everything to pieces. *wink* Suuuuuuuure you would have.

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