Crying Baby Always Stops Whining For Star Wars Theme

September 21, 2012


Is there anything worse than the sound of a crying baby? That was meant to be rhetorical. This is a video of a baby that can allegedly be soothed from a fit every time by playing the Star Wars theme. I have zero interest in testing it, so I'll just have to take their word for it.

We discovered by accident that the Star Wars Theme Song has magical abilities to calm the baby down. He was screaming and crying in the car one day, and the MP3 player started playing this song and he just stopped. Then, every time after that when he'd be crying for no reason (we knew his diaper was clean, tummy was full, etc.) and we'd play this song, he'd perk right up.

He is 4 months old in this video.

You know what else gets babies to stop crying? Closing the nursery door and getting far enough away so you can't hear them. It's like that saying: If a baby cries in its crib and nobody's around to hear it, WTF was I thinking not wearing a condom? Stupid stupid stupid! "GW? Please don't ever have kids." Ha, my balls are toasted anyways.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Argon Gas, hands down the noblest of gases in my opinion.

  • I have just met with this hilarious kid

  • Maybe it's all that radiation right by his head that is calming him down.

  • Patrick Caldwell

    Could just run it through with a pitchfork. That'll shut it up.

  • Crucial

    I too perk right up when hearing it.

  • Eviltopia

    At least the shit machine has good taste.

  • $18922249

    Boy he is going to be pissed when he finds out about Jar Jar.

  • Anas Patel

    bit close to his ear isnt.

  • ZomBBombeR

    I wonder what happens when they try the star-trek theme? But honestly I think the kid just realizes that his noise need not be heard in lieu of hearing such epic theme music.

  • Bubbubsky

    If they play the Imperial March, does he poop himself?

  • sepharih

    That's the magic of John Williams for ya.

  • Guest

    The Force is strong with this one.

  • Dani

    I wonder what his midichlorian count is.

  • Rebecca Ferreira Reiff


  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    The Force is strong with this one



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