Crying Baby Always Stops Whining For Star Wars Theme

September 21, 2012


Is there anything worse than the sound of a crying baby? That was meant to be rhetorical. This is a video of a baby that can allegedly be soothed from a fit every time by playing the Star Wars theme. I have zero interest in testing it, so I'll just have to take their word for it.

We discovered by accident that the Star Wars Theme Song has magical abilities to calm the baby down. He was screaming and crying in the car one day, and the MP3 player started playing this song and he just stopped. Then, every time after that when he'd be crying for no reason (we knew his diaper was clean, tummy was full, etc.) and we'd play this song, he'd perk right up.

He is 4 months old in this video.

You know what else gets babies to stop crying? Closing the nursery door and getting far enough away so you can't hear them. It's like that saying: If a baby cries in its crib and nobody's around to hear it, WTF was I thinking not wearing a condom? Stupid stupid stupid! "GW? Please don't ever have kids." Ha, my balls are toasted anyways.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Argon Gas, hands down the noblest of gases in my opinion.

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