You Missed The Plate: Trebuchet Toast-Launching Toaster

August 29, 2012


This is the Trebuchet Toaster by designer Ivo Vos, whose name is the same forwards as it is backwards. *poker face* You just dial in the angle and launch power needed to shoot your toast right next to your eggs (by firing half a loaf onto the floor and having to leave for work hungry) and PRESTO, you're landing toast right on your breakfast plate. Which, if you're anything like me, is a paper plate. "That's a folded paper towel." So it is!

Thanks to PYY, who agrees your toast is going to be rolling off your plate like a caveman pushing a square wheel down a hill. Dammit Gurg, wrong shape. Try a triangle.

  • luxlucetintenebris

    Looks like fun but the last thing I want to be messing with 5 in the morning getting ready for work!

  • Guest

    Awesome, now to install lazers into the toaster so that after it is toasted and shot into mid-air it'll engrave "sweet" and an installed jelly squirter to fill in that engraving onto the toast before landing on the plate. :D

  • Best use for a nintendo wii I've ever seen.

  • <nerdrant>NOT A TREBUCHET!!!!!!</nerdrant>

  • Derek St. Gelais

    Agreed that was my first thought as well.

  • shut up and take my money!

  • Fgtffhu


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