That Kid's Gonna Grow Up Nuts: LOST Themed Nursery

August 17, 2012


This is a LOST themed nursery designed by some parents as some sort of sick social experiment for their currently unborn child. Oooooor maybe they just liked the show. And so did I! How bout that? I still wish they would've tied up the loose ends a little better though. Like, if that show was a shoelace it definitely would have come undone (and probably in a urine puddle in the men's room). Unless they were my shoelaces, because my shoelaces are just the two straps that go over your foot on flip-flops. What can I say, I'm a beach bum. I'm joking, I'm just a regular bum. I admire homeless people who don't smoke (but sometimes party with the ones who drink).

Hit the jump for a bunch of worthwhile closeups and a video (SPOILER: no black smoke).







Thanks to Luke, who tried to convince me the island was a metaphor for life and, I dunno, he wasn't making a lot of sense.

  • Revolutionary Costume

    This nursery is a rookie move for sure. It's gotta be first time parents. Anyone with kids can spot the death traps just waiting to happen. Another tip off these see rookies~ The parents are putting so much energy into getting attention that the are going to go into major crash mode when the baby gets here and nobody including the grandparents will care about anything/anyone other than baby exists. Going to be major letdown for Lost Mom. I overlooked this rookie move. It was so obvious. Husband caught it. If the baby survives the stage beyond where he or she is able to crawl and doesn't dump things on his/her tender skull, (cringing-thinking about the potential for ER visits)..The toddler stages are actually happening--All those nic nacs BROKEN. Nothing says "scribble on me" with Mommy's make-up, fingernail polish or Sharpies like lots of cute little white furniture and Art Deco type pieces. A nursery is supposed to be a 'baby cave' I feel like first time baby had a blow out in his/her diaper DaDa is going is going to lose his mind. LOST is definitely an appropriate name for that nursery. None of it having to do with the actual show, sadly enough.
    Realizing this is three years ago~would love updates on Jr?

  • Marcus Como

    Because if there's one thing that kids under 12 love, it's LOST, amirite?! No. I am not.

  • Well, sure that kid is going to grow up nuts. But, not because he's got a Lost themed nursery. Rather because he's got the genetics of people who would make a Lost themed nursery. Kid's got no chance.

  • Stephanie Bice

    Ditto what Martin said.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Ditto what Stephanie said.

  • Guest

    Wonder if the statue of the virgin Mary is film accurate ;)

  • i called it from the start. I would laugh my ass off if the kid hated the show

  • Joe Soap

    Totally lost interest in Lost half way during second series, preferred the FIRST !!!

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