A man believed to be drunk and dressed in a Ghillie camouflage suit to look like Bigfoot or a forest monster was struck by two cars while OOGA BOOGA-ing on the side of a dark Montana highway Sunday night and killed. I'M TRYING REALLY HARD TO FEEL BAD.
[State Trooper Jim] Schneider told Daily InterLake.com that troopers learned of Tenley's Bigfoot prank when they interviewed his friends, who were waiting nearby when the stunt turned tragic.
"He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch, so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting," Schneider said told the news website. "You can't make it up. I haven't seen or heard of anything like this before."
"Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him," Schneider said. "Alcohol may have been a factor."
Now listen: if your Sunday Fundays have spiraled to the point you're running out of the woods on the side of the road pretending to be Sasquatch YOU NEED TO GET THE F*** OUT OF MONTANA. Move -- anywhere. Florida is cheap. Just sit on the beach and drink beer like a normal redneck.
Thanks to David B., who claims he dressed up like Bigfoot for a lover once. And to outspire, T8RO, Jeremy and Chris, who didn't mention doing anything like that abut I have my suspicions.