Somebody Found Their New Ride!: A Triceratops Tractor

August 22, 2012


This is a triceratops tractor. It's a tractor with a metal triceratops attached to it that can move its head and open its mouth. It's the opposite of a muscle car. Get it? Because it's only bones! LOLOLKILLMENOW. Still, I'd drive it. Probably on the sidewalk. I would also attach a horn that RAWRs instead of honks. How cool would that be? "Low to moderate." You really are the grey cloud in my life, you know that? Here I am trying to picnic and BOOM -- there you are threatening to rain on my parade. "Parade? I thought you were on a picnic?" You're getting stabbed tonight.

Hit the jump for a picture of the thing with an army paint job, a video, and a decent shoutout.


Thanks to my buddy Terry, who still tries to argue with me about who's the #1 dino fan even AFTER I got the penis tattoo.

  • phillip Morgan

    The person who made that video had a lower IQ then the fake metal dino. What an idiot. Pretty damn cool though, I would use it to go get my mail

  • Guest

    *Installs flame thrower* instant 50+ points.

  • ZomBBombeR

    The olive drab looks good, don't mistake me but I prefer the black style, obviously finnished would be preferable but yeah g2g stealth.

  • Dom Barlow

    Just another average day in North London...

  • Cringer

    fucking Burning Man

  • boot88

    That's the first thing I thought when I saw this too

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    you would need to install flashing color changing LEDs all over it and then hook a flame thrower up inside it's mouth.

  • That's not a tractor - that's one of those dumper truck things with the bucket removed.
    Looks sweet though.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    There is no way I could harvest the crops in that doesn't have a PTO

blog comments powered by Disqus
Previous Post
Next Post