Old Timey Bioshock Song As Performed By Andrew Ryan

August 21, 2012


Comedic songwriter/performer brentalfloss is back with another video game inspired diddy, this time 'The Bioshock Song', a song all about Borderlands. I'm joking, that wouldn't make any cents. "Sense?" *rattling change in pocket* I'll holla for a dolla! I don't even know what that means, I just heard a street-urchin yell it at me once before I picked up the pace. The song is sung from the point of view of Rapture founder Andrew Ryan, who, A RARE BUT FOR REAL SPOILER ALERT: I brained with a putter partway through the game. I guess you could say I chose the 'evil' path. "That wasn't a path, that was just part of the storyline." You sure? I broke the club off IN HIS SKULL, you can't tell me that was supposed to be part of the game. "It was." No, I'm twisted!

Hit the jump and cut a rug with my man Sander Cohen.

Thanks to Jorgen, who claims he tried on a Big Daddy suit once but when I pressured him he admitted it was just a diving helmet at a nautical museum. I knew it!

  • Kaltec

    Makes me want to play it again...

  • ZomBBombeR

    Having played the game in it's entirety, this is an accurate description of the game and sounds alot like something you'd expect from the time periode in which the game was set, kudos!

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