Old Timey Bioshock Song As Performed By Andrew Ryan

August 21, 2012

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Comedic songwriter/performer brentalfloss is back with another video game inspired diddy, this time 'The Bioshock Song', a song all about Borderlands. I'm joking, that wouldn't make any cents. "Sense?" *rattling change in pocket* I'll holla for a dolla! I don't even know what that means, I just heard a street-urchin yell it at me once before I picked up the pace. The song is sung from the point of view of Rapture founder Andrew Ryan, who, A RARE BUT FOR REAL SPOILER ALERT: I brained with a putter partway through the game. I guess you could say I chose the 'evil' path. "That wasn't a path, that was just part of the storyline." You sure? I broke the club off IN HIS SKULL, you can't tell me that was supposed to be part of the game. "It was." No, I'm twisted!

Hit the jump and cut a rug with my man Sander Cohen.

Thanks to Jorgen, who claims he tried on a Big Daddy suit once but when I pressured him he admitted it was just a diving helmet at a nautical museum. I knew it!

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