Limited Edition Batman And Bane Diesel Watches

August 2, 2012


These are limited edition $325 Batman and Bane wristwatches from Diesel. I'm gonna be honest, for that price I kinda expected the Batman one to come with a mini-grappling hook and the Bane one to come with...I dunno, an explosives detonator or something. God, could you imagine how embarrassed Lucius Fox would be if Batman were caught running around wearing a wristwatch? You're entire superhero-ness depends on gadgets and gizmos, Bruce! You need a laser that shoots the time directly into your eyeball or something. Now if you'll excuse me... Psst, Lucius -- did you finish designing that thing you and I talked about? "The sonic buttplug?" HAHA, WHAT?! Noooooooooo. Jesus bro, not so loud.

  • In a very different price range, but also a much better "cool factor", there's now the RJ-Romain Jerome Batman-DNA watch, complete with glow-in-the-dark Batsignal!

  • Great branded designer watch.

  • Im not going to pay 300+ bucks for a rubber strap.....looks cheap to me!

  • jhonson miller

    Watches are good no doubt but paying such a huge amount to buy it.. i would say .... not worthy at all.

  • "UPDATE (August 2nd 2012): Due to the tragedies in Colorado, Diesel has
    decided to not release the production of BANE watches out of respect for
    the victims."


  • Spartikiss

    OMG look at all the spelling Nazis... Get a life. People make mistakes some time... You know?

  • Ed

    "Diesel" is read "sucker."

  • Robin Manford

    * Your

    NM - someone beat me to it.

  • Marcus Como

    Those look like shit. $325 is way over the top for something that *barely* has any connection to it's namesake.

  • Guest

    shhhh....don't let the idiots know!!!!

  • no more im full

    cant seem to find the Bane watch anywhere.. sold out?

  • I think Lucius would be even more embarrassed if Bruce Wayne messed up his 'yours' and 'you'res' when writing his gadget requests --just sayin'...

  • Paul

    wow, you failed! its you'r and you're I dont think 'you ares' makes much sense.

  • Marcus Como

    If you're going to try and be a grammar nazi, maybe you should learn to spell "participle" first.

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