I'm Still An Astronaut: Updated Geek Signs Of The Zodiac

August 10, 2012


Note: Full-res version HERE to print out and hang in your cubicle (save the file to see it even bigger).

Okay so "updated" might not be the right word, since it's the exact same geek zodiac I posted last year, just a nicer looking version. Think of it as like when a cereal company changes their box art. It's still the same penis-shaped sugar bombs on the inside, but now there's a cartoon kangaroo on the front of the box. "Great analogy, GW." I feel like you're making fun of me.

Thanks to J2yan, who didn't tell me what his sign is but I bet he's a pirate.

  • ZomBBombeR

    I'm Undead/Slayer, so am I a zombie metal fan, a zombie; zombie killer or just a good old Human zombie slayer? too ambiguous at least the only other split one is samurai/ninja which is only the difference of two side of a coin.

  • Astronaut. Kinda okay with it?

  • AdvancePlays

    Fuck yes, Alien right here!

  • TheMockingMagpie

    I'm a treasure hunter and I'm fine with that!! - The Mocking Magpie@ themockingmagpie.com

  • Melia Martinez

    but, i don't wanna be a treasure hunter :(

  • Apparently I'm a Pirate.

  • tells me i am wizard... but time traveler fits better... fuck man...

  • you shall not pass!

  • Chuck Spear

    Co-creator James here.

    Thanks so much for re-posting this! One of the reasons we changed the look from last year's was because we wanted to highlight our own designs (and so we could claim complete ownership of it, which wouldn't have been possible with the earlier images). The color scheme we felt is more interesting, and Josh did a great job connecting the opposite signs (e.g., Superhero and Astronaut are both in front of planets; Pirate and Treasure Hunter both wield amulets; etc.)

    So, again, thank you!

  • TheMockingMagpie

    I like this design better. It's much more visually attractive.

  • Chuck Spear

    Thank you! It was great to see what Josh put together with the original designs. Glad to see people feel the same way :)

  • TheMockingMagpie

    No problem! Thank you guys for sharing!


  • nice guess gw

  • LOL I am a pirate, imagine that

  • bluecheesedressing

    At first I was like: Hey this is cool.
    [Reads chart: Is Wizard.] Then I was like: :S That's so f#*king Dumbledore.

  • sparrowinghands

    i am a daikaiju, destructive. awesome

  • GirlFromSpace

    I's a Treasure Hunger! dang!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    you're adventurous and cavalier toward rules...I am bold and untethered...let's be friends

  • Guest

    hmmm...so I'm a "super hero"...I am considerate and shoot lazahs.

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