I Want That In My Apartment: Life-Size Rancor Sculpture

August 6, 2012


This is a giant 'Roxy the Rancor' sculpture carved for the upcoming Star Wars Celebration in Orlando, Florida. I think it's supposed to be life-size. Personally, I think it seems a little small, but what do I know? SPOILER: That my my penis would look like a sewing needle in its hand but I'd still hold it there and make a friend take a picture.

Hit the jump for a closeup of the face.


Thanks to my buddy Terry, who tries to claim he's the #1 dino fan because he got one of those glow-in-the-dark coins from the Canadian mint and I didn't. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS BROBRO.

  • Christian Hou

    Okay, the geek in me just screamed in dire need for this as well! I’d love to have that in my apartment as well! Imagine that guarding the entrance to my place, keeping the bad juju out and the good juju in! Dude, the Force would be with me. Always.

  • His hand creates a perfect frame for a mattress. My children are going to love me.

  • RareAwesomeman

    looks like one of the young rancors you fight in KOTOR

  • It reminds me of an ex.

  • damn that musta been sex.

  • rikster81

    better graphics then episode 1-3 ha!

  • kevin dijkshoorn

    I want it

  • GirlFromSpace


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