I Want That In My Apartment: Life-Size Rancor Sculpture

August 6, 2012

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This is a giant 'Roxy the Rancor' sculpture carved for the upcoming Star Wars Celebration in Orlando, Florida. I think it's supposed to be life-size. Personally, I think it seems a little small, but what do I know? SPOILER: That my my penis would look like a sewing needle in its hand but I'd still hold it there and make a friend take a picture.

Hit the jump for a closeup of the face.

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Thanks to my buddy Terry, who tries to claim he's the #1 dino fan because he got one of those glow-in-the-dark coins from the Canadian mint and I didn't. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS BROBRO.

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