I Don't Wanna Die Like That!: Wiener-Shaped Bullets

August 8, 2012


Probably NSFW shots of the actual bullet HERE. WARNING: penis-shaped.

These are a line of entirely inappropriate 'Deep Penetration Ammo'. They're bullets that look like dongs. They're real and you can get you own custom version (maybe an even teensier replica of your own small-caliber pecker?) from the guys over at The Specialists for an undisclosed about of money. Of course, if you already own everything else in the world to the point you're buying peenor-shaped bullets, I doubt money's an issue. God, buy me a boat, @$$hole.

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who informed me "dying by peen" isn't on his list of the worst ways to go. AHAHAHAHHAHHAHA, mine either :/

  • JimmyThr

    Reminds me of something my dad used to say to me

    "Aim for the ass son"

  • Dying with a penis in you...
    Probably the way I'll go.
    Hopefully not penis bullets though.

  • How is that probable? Oo

  • JimmyThr

    I'm calling sarcasm, but if not
    So you're telling me you're on the internet and in geekologie, but the thought, "oh, maybe it's a sexual inuendo" never crossed your mind
    I'm hoping sarcasm, but even if you say it now i won't believe you

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I don't think that would actually work in a gun. Most likely just get stuck and how will you explain that to a gunsmith.

  • bakuryu

    It's always better that have to explain that to your proctologist.

  • GreyGanado

    Excuse me, sir. I have a cock in my gun.

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