Farmer Gets Bitten By Snake, Bites Snake Back, Kills It

August 23, 2012


Nepali farmer Mohammed Salmodin was working in a patty field when a cobra bit him. So what did he do? What anybody would, repeatedly bit it back until it died. Wait, WHAT?!

After he bit the snake to death, Mr Salmodin said that he went about his daily business as if nothing had happened. He says he finally agreed to go to hospital after pressure from family, neighbours and police.

"A snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you," Mohammed Salmodin told the BBC.

AHAHAHHAHHAHAHA, f***ing snake charmers, man -- they'll tell you anything. But seriously, is that true? And does it work on venomous spiders too? Because a witch doctor told me you just have to kiss them.

Thanks to Ferris, who bites everything back that bites him first just to be on the safe side.

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