Couple Gets Married, Leave Ceremony w/ Water Jetpacks

August 27, 2012


Because this is the world we live in, Grant Engler and Amanda Volf got married over the weekend on a beach and left the ceremony with a pair of water jetpacks. Personally, I think Grant should have been carrying his new bride, but that's just me and I'm the most romantic man in the world and only dine by candlelight. Amanda is a former wedding planner and wanted to do something extraordinary for her own special day. Oh sure, WAY TO SAVE THE WATER JETPACKS FOR YOURSELF. No word if they were attacked by merpeople on the way to the reception.

Hit the jump for a brief video of enough of this nonsense, I'll be at the tiki bar at the end of the pier.

Thanks to fat piggie, who could be any one of my toes.

  • ZomBBombeR

    I'd say the guy had waaaayyyy more fun with this than she did, see the bride, knees barely breaking the water, the groom is like 15 feet in the air goin' WHOOOOO!!!! lol

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    ...trying to get away

  • ZomBBombeR

    Nice lol

  • Guest

    Extreme Wedding. I wonder if I can schedule mine to ride the backs of narwhals during the ceremony?

  • Andrew Godsey

    So wait...they just went around in circles and came right back? What ever happened to riding off into the sunset? LAME.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    ...and the bride never even got out of the water. I would ask for an annulment.

  • Must be nice having money.

  • ShandoCalrisian

    that is what i want!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    aiming a little low in life, are you not?

  • ShandoCalrisian

    you're exactly right. i should go kill myself for saying such things

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    well that's a little extreme. I'm merely suggesting that for your wedding, maybe something a little better than twirling around in a polluted marina in an overpowered waterpik.

    If you put your mind to it I am sure you could swing at least standing in the water fountain at the Bellagio in Vegas.

  • lorobird

    What do you care? Christ.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Y U So Mad? You seem a little butthurt. I hope it isn't something that I have said.

  • Martin Starfighter

    That does not look very romantic...

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    show me the honeymoon copulation while wearing these things and I will be impressed.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    where is an epic mechanical malfunction when you need it?

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