All-Star Boozer Gets DUI, Blows 0.627 (~8X Legal Limit)

August 17, 2012


Picture related: shouldn't be behind the wheel.

24-year old Justin A. Clark was recently arrested for a DUI and blew a solid 0.627. For reference, 0.08 is the typical legal limit in the states, and most people involuntarily pass out with a blood alcohol content between 0.3 - 0.4. I...would not drink with him. Not even Snapple.

According to a North Liberty police criminal complaint, officers were dispatched to the area of Red Barn Drive at 10:05 p.m. July 29 for reports of a driver who was all over the road, hitting curbs and the vehicle had come to rest in a yard on Stone Creek Circle.

Police said a resident flagged down an officer to point out the driver, who was revving up his motor. The officer approached the driver, identified as Clark, from the driver's side of the car.
Clark was sitting in the driver's seat and was unable to answer any of the officer's questions, police said. He also was unable to get out of the vehicle, walk or perform field sobriety tests, police said.

Police said when they asked Clark where he thought he was, he said he was at home, and when they asked him what day it was, he replied, "Three, but now it is four."

I'm totally gonna start using numbers for days and days for numbers now. That was like, the one good thing he did. But seriously folks, if you're gonna go get shitty, take a cab. You can make out with a lady in the back while you get driven home. No lady? Play the "see if you can puke on the floor without the cabbie noticing" game. I'm two for four!

Thanks to LupusYonderBoy, who always plays it safe before drinking and stakes out a comfortable place to pass out in the bushes if he needs to.

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