Yeah You Did: Skull Implants In Back Of Hands

July 13, 2012


These are Jason Traeger's back of the hand skull implants. You know, they really got me thinking. Like, if I got a buddy drunk enough, could I convince him to get a penis shaped one? I could maybe tell him, I dunno, that it's like a bow and arrow or something. But then the next morning, SURPRISE DEREK -- you've got a peenor in your hand! Plus mine in the other. HIYO, that makes us boyfriends.

Thanks to Franco, who doesn't want anything in his hands but taytays. Amen to that, brother-man.

  • Because why develop a personality when you can just stuff knick-knacks under your skin? I'm going to get a pokemon on the head of my junk... Pengin maybe... does that say 'Me' or what?

  • utera

    lol its not hardcore once you realize now his hands are fragile as hell in a fight, look scary but smack those implants and he's going to be in horrible pain:P

  • myklspaderr

    Really you had to one up the asshat who did the iPod Nano magnet idea? Your Mom must be so proud she opted for bareback finally.

  • evilares

    When he masturbates, does he skull fuck himself? --Evil Ares--

  • David Hahn

    The great part of this is that those of us in the modified community think your 70 dollar haircuts, boob jobs, bad hair implants, ass lifts, fraternity tattoos, etc. are TWICE as wanky. You sheep just keep on bleeting. We like it.

  • Dave

    Modified community? Is that near the interstate?

    I've never paid $70 for a haircut, have no boob implants, no hair implants, no ass lifts, and no tats.

    With all the suffering people in the world, I'd rather spend the money helping them then having garbage implanted in my body because it's "kewl."

    What a puerile narcissist you are. "Modified community" my backside.

  • Anodos

    Im really not understanding why "modified community" is making people freak out. I guess they really hate people with piercings, the fact that they are talking to eachother makes YOU GUYS SO MAD? Seriously, why is that making you guys so mad? So weird. SUCH ANGER.

  • MaxwellMudd

    That's funny, I haven't, nor do I currently, engage in any of the stuff you listed above, and yet somehow I still think he was stupid for doing it. Also, I would like to point out that his "expression" can't be that unique if they already make body-mod Teflon implants molded into the skull shape. Just sayin'. Body modification is a target market just like any other.

  • David Hahn

    The implants are not mass produced. They are custom made for individual clients.

  • Sylvain Gagné

    He's just right for asylum, poor idiot!

  • MeggyMonster

    Will one day mistaken for bowling balls.

  • Soylent Green Is People

    This dude is a fucking failure.

  • myklspaderr

    So are the parents that spawned him.

  • A slap in the wrists would be really painful —beware of grumpy nuns, bro!

  • ZomBBombeR

    I guess I'm just not that hardcore!

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