So It's Come To This: Gaming Mouse With Fan Attached To Help Prevent Sweaty Palms (But Not Hairy Ones)

July 5, 2012


This is the upcoming Thermaltake Black Element gaming mouse, Cyclone Edition. It has a detachable fan on the front to keep your hand cool and sweat-free during intense gaming sessions. Because, let's face it, there's nothing worse than gaming with sweaty palms. I'm kidding, there are plenty of things worse than that. Walking around the office all day with toilet paper hanging out of the back of your pants for instance. Nobody even bothered to tell me. *leaning over cubicle wall* CLEARLY I HAVE ZERO FRIENDS HERE.

Thanks to Oxu, who still uses a trackball. A trackball! What are you, like, super dextrous or something?

  • Justice Law

    Hey! I love track balls.

  • We arn't in the 90's anymore. I want AC!

  • Logitech has had a mouse with a built in fan that cools your hand on the inside for ages. Just saying.

  • Ricardo Richard

    Most ridiculous gadget ever!

  • The sadness quotient of this is enormous.

  • i want a fan for my balls.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    That is what a girlfriend is for

  • Guest

    Quick! Make a keyboard that scratches my back so I can type with both hands during extreme instant messaging. XD

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