Man With Alleged World's Biggest Peen Stopped By TSA

July 19, 2012

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Just saying, if that were me I would have had to censor the whole picture. "Because you're so ugly?" It's so bad I even make my surroundings look unbearable. One time I went to an auction and a Picasso sold for $1.

So this dork Jonah Falcon who runs around bragging that he's got the world's biggest dingaling was allegedly stopped by the TSA at an airport in San Francisco because they thought he was packing heat. SPOILER: Nope, just a dong nobody wants to touch.

"I said, 'It's my d*ck,'" Falcon told the Huffington Post. "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."


"I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on," said Falcon, who did not miss his flight on account of his threatening member. "That way, they'll know. You'd think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not."

First of all, Jonah, it's called a penis, not a d*ck. Obviously you're not a doctor. Secondly, running around talking about your peenor all day IS MY BIT, BRO. God, get your own thing!

Thanks to neolardo, Josh, and Trish, who have all seen bigger. Jk jk, Josh has though.

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