Is It Sexy Time Already?!: Wearable Dino/Animal Tails

July 19, 2012


Oh man, I used to have a buttplug with rainbow streamers coming out the end that made me look like a unicorn. I think my roommate stole it when he moved.

You've probably already known about these forever because you're some kind of animal role-player in the bedroom, but you know what? I don't want to know about that. I'm kidding, of course I do. So give me the details -- was your lady like, swinging from the bedposts like a chimp? Hang from the ceiling like a bat? Maybe a little leap-frog action? No? It was more like a elephant boning a giraffe? You two ARE a weird looking couple. These are wearable animal tails from Kigu. Obviously, I want/need the lizard and dino ones. Is there anything sexier than a lady wearing a dino tail? SPOILER: Yes, a dinosaur wearing a dino tail. Double the pleasure, double the fun, if you know what I mean. "What DO you mean?" Man, I wish I had two penises.

Hit the jump for all the different models.







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