Is It Sexy Time Already?!: Wearable Dino/Animal Tails

July 19, 2012


Oh man, I used to have a buttplug with rainbow streamers coming out the end that made me look like a unicorn. I think my roommate stole it when he moved.

You've probably already known about these forever because you're some kind of animal role-player in the bedroom, but you know what? I don't want to know about that. I'm kidding, of course I do. So give me the details -- was your lady like, swinging from the bedposts like a chimp? Hang from the ceiling like a bat? Maybe a little leap-frog action? No? It was more like a elephant boning a giraffe? You two ARE a weird looking couple. These are wearable animal tails from Kigu. Obviously, I want/need the lizard and dino ones. Is there anything sexier than a lady wearing a dino tail? SPOILER: Yes, a dinosaur wearing a dino tail. Double the pleasure, double the fun, if you know what I mean. "What DO you mean?" Man, I wish I had two penises.

Hit the jump for all the different models.







  • no giver of phucks

    i want one!

  • Michael Beach

    Looks like that last guy is having second thoughts about shoving that lion up his butt.

  • Well that is weird...I have the sudden urge to have a tail.

  • Who will sign the petition for uglier models with me?

  • Sorry what did you say, the first model's wide feet had me mesmerized

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    you would like uglier models with you? sure I will sign that. leave the better looking ones for everyone else.

  • Frédérick Beaudoin

    You should also smell out this guy! He makes scalemail tails.

  • Just like in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

  • Sebastiann Eleganté Neely

    Furries are freaks.

  • David Hunter

    Dude, fuck you. Everyone has the right to express whatever the fuck they want in the sack. Wether that's wanting they're partner to dress up like an animal, or foot fetishes, or whatever the fuck you like in bed man. Point is, we're all fuckin weird, you gotta do weird shit in bed, otherwise you love life gets boring and you're partner is left unsatisfied. So shut the fuck up and quit trying to make others feel bad.
    P.S. these aren't buttplugs, went to the site and as far as I can tell they're just and addition to a costume.
    P.P.S. what were you doing on here? You wanna call furries freaks but here you are with a bunch of furries. I think you got some hidden fetishes asshat.

  • Sebastiann Eleganté Neely

    Thanks for the long-winded reply to the comment I made five fucking years ago, crybaby.

  • David Hunter

    Damn, I didn't realize it was 5 years ago. I shouldn't have been a dick, so for that I am sorry however my original point stands: everyone is entitled to they're own preferences, sexual or otherwise. You saying furries are freaks is still rude thing to say.

  • Are those plugs?

  • They strap on.

  • Thanks God.

  • Ha!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    In the butt or hair? The guy in the last photo is looking a little five-headed

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I can only imagine in horror the cosplay naughty-time antics that happen and what it must look like.

  • Guest

    Probably should've mentioned who makes them?

  • Nathan Oakes

    He the article again. Kigu!

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