Higgs Boson Particle Confirmed With 'High Degree Of Certainty', Stephen Hawking Loses $100 Bet

July 5, 2012


Seen here cheesin' his physics-loving face off during an interview with the BBC, Stephen Hawking reacts to CERN's confirmation that the Higgs Boson particle has likely been found, and how he's out $100. Per ol' robot-voice himself:

This is an important result, and should be rewarded with a Nobel prize, but it is a pity in a way, because the great advances in physics came from experiments that gave results we didn't expect. For this reason, I had a bet with Gordon Kane of Michigan University that the next particle wouldn't be found. It seems I have just lost $100.

Dammit Stephen, I trusted you on that whole bet thing. Now I'm out $500. Not gonna lie, there were times yesterday when I felt like sending somebody to break your knees backwards before realizing you don't even need them. I was mad. Mad and drunk. You know, maybe this Hawking character isn't as smart as we thought he was after all. Or -- OR -- maybe he's pulling a WARNING, USUAL SUSPECTS SPOILER: Keyser Söze kinda deal. Man, I bet he can walk.

Hit the jump for the 1-minute interview.

Thanks to MetalMusick and James, who discover particles all the time they just don't brag about them because they're usually like dust and sand.

  • Guest

    There's nothing more fun than a bet between geniuses.

    (what's with all the TF2 recommendations?)

  • I don't care about what he's talking about, I just wonder how can he make the machine speak for him, like.. reading his mind or shit ? xDD

  • DJ

    The machine follows his eye movements and finds words and letters that he wants. I believe that is what the thing under his eyeglass helps with.

  • I'm sure he wont miss $100 - he probably spends more than that on strippers.

  • Getting desktop strippers is completely free.

  • Ed

    Does this mean my copy of "A Brief History of Time" is all wrong now? O well, I never made it the end anyway.

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