Future Back Problems: The Insane Amount Of Tech Gear Steve Wozniak Carries Around In His Backpack

July 18, 2012


Note: Larger version HERE where you can read all the green doohickies. What are those called? "Words." I don't like them! Also, somebody call Hoarders/My Strange Addiction.

These are the contents of Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak's backpack. Except this isn't even all of it, this is just his "charging station." He carries everything in the photo with him at all times while traveling, and estimates his backpack weighs around 50-lbs. Impressive, Steve, but you ever smuggled a smartphone to a buddy in prison before in your butthole? Because I have. AND a pack of Twizzlers (I'm a good friend). While there's still no definitive answer whether Wi-Fi and cell phone signals cause bodily harm, Steve Wozniak should be able to tell us in a couple years. *eying photo* Maybe by the end of the year.

Thanks to Duncan, who carries his own cell phone tower in his backpack because coverage sucks in his area.

  • and he's still fat

  • Anas Patel

    This is insane!

  • 7 smartphone (1 droid) 2 gps,2ipad+1dock, 1 macbook....
    Hey bro, did you know that (on droid) there is an app for all of this ? ;)

  • Lee

    I wonder if he would stop carrying all that if an incident like say someone screaming and pointing "BOMB!!!!" happened in a crowded venue directed at him...

  • jimmybrite

    Hey everyone, look at me and all my pricey slave labor cheap electronics, fat fuck.

  • Justice Law

    I hope his backpack functions as a Faraday Cage.

  • Marcus Como

    Seven phones and you need a GPS? TWO GPS units?! Dumbass. And why the bt keyboard for the iPad when YOU HAVE A LAPTOP WITH YOU? Seriously, this is insane.

  • Luneth

    Not to mention he has two Mutewatches - WATCHES!
    Who the hell needs two over-expensive watches when you have a million bloody phones, iPads, a Kindle (apparently iBooks sucks..), GPS units, and a Laptop?

  • What a fucking moron. I don't care how rich and smart this guy is, this is just fucking stupid.

  • Guest

    If Hoarders gets a new sub-series it should be called "Tech Obsessors".

  • p_shep

    I think if my mum would let him, my dad would carry that much too.

  • Ed

    The droid must be for research.

  • luxlucetintenebris

    That looks more like a psychological problem than anything actually useful!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I have a feeling this is a contingency plan that he has carried for the longest time. There is no telling what type of torture steve put him through

  • Why would anybody need ALL that?
    Plus he'd probably have to carry less if Janet carried her own stuff.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    ...or she could just stay in the kitchen.

  • Ooo! You're bad.

  • JeffreySpur

    redundancy fail.

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