You start installing $800 toilet paper dispensers and I'm gonna start ripping them off the wall and selling them on the black market. Just keeping it real!
Because nobody wants to touch something that somebody else with butthole-fingers just touched, this is the Camitool Automatic Touch-Free Toilet Paper Dispenser. With the wave of a hand (or penis) It automatically dispenses a preset amount of TP into the little reservoir below. I'm not sure how many squares of TP that is, but probably not enough for this ass. Get it? I have a mom-butt.
Hit the jump for a video demo.
Thanks to Hunk, who is like, really dreamy.