$24,000 Zombie Apocalypse Kit Even Comes With A Mini-Laboratory To Find A Cure (But Zero Guns)

July 9, 2012

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This is the $24,000 Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) Kit by OpticsPlanet. It has everything you need to survive a zombie apocalypse (including t-virus antidote lab!) minus food and guns. It does come with laser sights and a ton of other rifle accessories though, you just have to provide the firearms yourself. Which shouldn't be a problem if you know what I mean. *wink wink* I mean I'll sell you a gun for cheap. It's Airsoft, but it looks real. A full list of all the crapola:


Weapon Accessories


GG&G Extreme Heavy Duty Swivel Bipod GGG-1245
Eotech Gear Scopecoat Cover for EoTech Zombie Stopper Red Dot Sight
OPMOD PVS-14 Monocular Gen 3 PINNACLE Night Vision Scope 64 lp/mm GNVPVS14-OPMOD
Thermal Eye X50 100x800px Waterproof Thermal Imaging Camera, NTSC - 1000380-0001
Surefire 6V LED Shotgun Forend Weaponlight for Benelli M1-M2 617LM
Leupold VX-R ZOMBIE 1.25-4x20mm 30mm Riflescope ZombieDot Green SPR
Plano Moulding Zombie Ammo Can
Champion Zombie Target 6-Pack, Attack
Streamlight TLR-1 HP Long Range Rail Mounted Flashlight, Standard Switch w/ Rail Locating Keys for Glock Style,1913 Picatinny, S&W 99/TSW & Beretta 90two & Lithium Batteries, Box 69217
Safariland 6305 ALS Tactical Holster w/ Quick Release Leg Harness - STX TAC Black, Right Hand, Hood Guard Sentry Protection 6305-7742-131-SH
New, Steiner 10x50 Military Binoculars Laser Rangefinder
Leupold Mark 4 20-60x80mm, Black Spotting Scope, TMR Reticle 110826
Laser Devices DBAL-I2 Dual Beam Laser, Visible Green Laser
Mako Group Fab Defense Handguard w/Rails For Remington Model 870 PR870
Trijicon ACOG 6x48 Dual Ill Riflescope w/Mount, Green Chevron .308 Reticle
Vero Vellini Premium Padded Leather Rifle Sling, Brown V17228
Crimson Trace Full size Glock Laser Zombie Edition
Eotech Zombie Stopper Red Dot Holographic Sight

Knives

Browning Zombie Apocalypse Knife 322870
SOG Tigershark Elite Tactical Knife, Black TiNi Blade TE02-N

Cases and Backpacks

Eberlestock G4 Operator Pack, Multicam G4MM
OPMOD Professional Range Bag, Pull Out & Brass - Black OPMOD-CVERB2930B
OPMOD Floating MSR Extreme Gun Case - 43in OPMOD-FMSREX43
Camelbak BFM Hydration Pack - 100 oz/3.0L MultiCam 61763

Reloading and Gunsmithing Equipment

Otis Technology Zombie Gun Cleaning System FG-753-Z
RCBS Pro-Melt Furnace, 240 V-ac Europe - 81200
RCBS Pro 2000 Progressive Press - 88875
Lyman 1200 DPS 3 Digital Powder System, 115 Volts 7752400

Tools

Pelican 0450 Mobile Tool Chest with Drawers
SUREFIRE SF123A BULK BOX, 400 EA. 3 VOLT LITHIUM BATTERIES
Brunton Solaris USB Foldable Solar Panel, 3100 mA Output F-SOLARIS62
Leatherman MUT Black Multi Tool w/ Black Molle Sheath 850122
Night Armor Tactical Pen w/FREE 1AA CREE Flashlight NA800CBO
OPMOD Battle Mug - WITH carry handle BM002
Brunton International Pocket Transit Pro Compass, 0-360 degrees 5006LM
5.11 Tactical Field Ops Waterproof Uni-Directional Bezel Watch, Black 59245-019
Streamlight E-Spot FireBox LED Lantern, Light Only w/ No Charger, Orange 45882

Protective Gear

Tactical Assault Gear Rampage Releasable Armor Carrier, Small/Medium, Ranger Green 812451
Tactical Assault Gear Intrepid Chest Rig w/Grenade & Mag Pouches - Multicam 812496
Oakley Commit SQ Sunglasses, Brown Sugar Frame, VR28 Black Irid Lens 03-786
Stanley Large First Aid Kit RST-60001
Blackhawk S.O.L.A.G. HD with Kevlar, Color - Black, Size - Medium, 8151MDBK
ESS Profile TurboFan Military/Tactical Goggles - Black Frame, Clear & Smoke Gray Lenses
Specter Gear M-2 Mk-3 Rapid Reload Chest Carrier for AK-47 Magazines - MultiCam 595 MULT

Laboratory Equipment

Qorpak Bottle Beakers, Medium Rounds, Wide Mouth, Qorpak 7550 With Pulp/Vinyl-Lined Black Phenolic Cap
Labnet Labpette R Repeating Pipette P3000
Samco Disposable Transfer Pipets, Fine Tip, Samco Scientific 234 Fine Tip, Large Bulb, Case
UNICO Shake-It Pipette Shaker, for 6 pipettes, 15 min. timer, 110 V L-P600T
Celestron Professional Compound Microscope, 1500x, Halogen Lamp - 44108

Well, what do you think? "Pfft -- leave finding a cure to the nerds, all I need is an assault rifle, two shotguns and a 10-year supply of beef jerky." Yeah, about that -- throw in some Hi-C pouches and you've got yourself a travel-mate!

Thanks to Brian P, who asked me to buy him one if I ended up posting this. Brian, I don't know who the hell you thought you were writing but SPOILER: a guy whose water just got cut off.

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