1,000-Slice Cheeseburger: This Is Why You're Clogged

July 13, 2012

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So you remember the "reporter" (I suspect he's just a foodie with a video camera) who tried the Burger King 1,050-bacon slice challenge? Well he's back, this time with a 1,000 cheese-slice challenge totaling a death-defying 45,661 calories. Does he win? Are you out of f***ing mind?! No he doesn't win. I doubt he even ate a quarter of it. And can you blame him? How you supposed to eat a burger that big with so little ketchup and onions? That's ridiculous. Regardless, brobro better believe in reincarnation, because there is nothing coming out of that ass in this lifetime.

Hit the jump for a bunch more of the processed cheese extravaganza, plus a video they should show in health class or something.

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Thanks to khz, who was bragging about the rabbit he had for dinner the other day and I didn't say anything until he was gone then I went to my room and cried yelling, "Nooooooo, not Peter Cottontail! How could he? HOW COULD HE?!"

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