High Girl Mistakes Electrical Tower For Rope Bridge, Amazingly Doesn't Turn Into Human Fireworks Show

June 27, 2012


Seen here shattering my belief that girls' asses don't sweat, a Czech girl who allegedly smoked "super-strength skunk cannabis" for four-hours straight (although I suspect PCP/bath salts) tries crossing the electrical wires she mistook for a rope bridge. Drugs: they make you see things totally different. Usually cooler.

Police spokesman Jan Macalikova said: "It was a nightmare because she was very much under the influence of drugs and wasn't making much sense.

"She was convinced, though, that the pylon was a bridge across the Morava river."

"She received treatment at hospital for her drugs consumption but was otherwise unhurt. She's lucky she didn't get a new high - high voltage," added the police spokesman.

LOL @ "She's lucky she didn't get a new high - high voltage." That is some QUALITY police spokepersoning right there. "About the shooting last night: we have a number of suspects, but there are still a lot of holes in the case...mostly in the victim. HIYO. High five, chief!"

Hit the jump for a couple more shots, including what was arguably the worst rescue job I've ever seen. "JUST PULL HER LEG TILL SHE LETS GO."




Thanks to PYY, who I got so high with one time we couldn't even watch TV. WE COULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT SOMETHING. It was that bad.

  • CerebralZombie

    I agree with Orca9999, she just blamed the weed to not get in trouble... If you blame drugs, sometimes they let you just go to rehab. Also covering up using a different substance.

  • Vin Moretti

    Those wires were NOT live. When electricians work on these wires, the have to access them from a helicopter to avoid giving the electricity a path to ground. Here, you can clearly see in the last picture the man in the boom lift grabbing her leg while she still holds on to the wire. Were the wire live, this would have caused a massive short to ground, killing everybody in that boom lift.
    In addition, in the first picture she was close enough to the grounded tower to cause an arc between her and the tower.
    Maybe the power company shut down the line when they noticed she was up there, and maybe the line was shut down due to maintenance (which in unlikely as these lines are worked on while live) or low demand. Either way, there's no way that those wires were live at the time these pictures were taken.

  • Carlos Albarran

    Yes. let´s legalize drugs and see more of this, wheee!

  • Mrtvy Kenny

    this is how we roll (greets from czech)

  • oranberry

    Would still bang.

  • Ed Fritz

    Luckily, her Gators helped keep her insulated from the 100,000 volts of electricity. Or, maybe she knew what caused the blackout and was up there trying to fix it...Either way, her Gators kept her safe!

  • So... the crocs saved her life?

  • All I can say is...ARSE!

  • shame she didn't die, it would have made a great Darwin Award...

  • orca9999

    I call shenanigans on blaming pot. I have never heard, nor seen, anyone who ever got high enough to mistake something so obvious. At that high, they would be lucky to get off the couch and stop eating, let alone climb a tower and walk on power lines. They just don't want to own up to using serious drugs to the police.

  • the bigger mystery is how she managed to lose her backpack between pictures one and two without falling off.

  • Bubbubsky

    See, this is a case where her survival is a detriment to society. Darwinism FTW!

  • Joseph Fioramonti

    she lived... i'm pretty sure Darwin just lost hard

  • broodax

    He was pointing out the fact that shes stupid and if stupid peaple are surviving its dumbing down humans as a whole....which i believe you proved his point exactly by not getting it

  • Leonidas Argidisouvlaki

    What about illiterate people?

  • Interesting, didn't hear about it on national news, but those pictures seem legit... Anyway I call bullsit on the whole: "
    She's lucky she didn't get a new high - high voltage," added the police spokesman." Apart from that czech police spokepersons are professional and don't say such things, this pun makes no sense in czech. We don't have any synonym to "high" that would mean "in great height" or "of great magnitude" as well. Then again what would you expect from The Sun...

  • Sometimes we just need to let Natural Selection run its course.....

  • Shorts shorts

  • Sawa Lukes

    how the hell did she manage to keep those shoes on???

  • every day i get convinced more and more, that religion is not such a bad thing. it protects you from drug abuse, alcohol abuse, sexual diseases and teaches you a little repsect. look what the liberal politics (communism) and capitalistic politics did to the people.

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