This is a video from a submersible surveying underwater cable routes a half-mile beneath the ocean's surface when it spots Batman. Well, not Batman himself, probably just the latest Bat-Sub that Lucius Fox designed for him. What's he doing down there? Your guess is as good as mine. Unless you guessed banging mermaids, in which case yours is better (mine was crabbing).
Hit the jump for the of course it's not Batman dammit, it's a comb jelly. Please stop emailing me.
Thanks to Brittany, who drew me a treasure map to alleged pirate booty but when I followed its directions I wound up blindfolded and handcuffed to the bed. Best treasure hunt ever!