Move Over, Water Jetpacks!: Water Hoverbike Thingies

June 13, 2012


These are Jetovators. Jetovators are like the water-jetpacks we've seen in the past, except you ride them like a motorcycle. You know, because some guys like to feel that power between their legs. Personally, I'm happy with the feeling of my penis ping-ponging back and forth against my thighs when I walk, but that's just me and I don't wear underwear.

The Jetovator kit will set you back almost $9,000, and while that includes the bike, 50 feet of hose, and all the plumbing adapters you'll need, it doesn't include the personal water craft which is needed to power it

I'm sorry, but that's just too expensive for a welded frame and fire hose. Tell you what -- I'll make you the exact same thing for half the price. "Deal." Awesome, here you go. " a motorcycle with a garden hose trailing out of the exhaust pipe." Pretty sick, right? If you put your lips on the hose when the bike's running it makes you feel good! Now drive it into a pool.

Hit the jump for a worthwhile video demo.

Thanks to Dameon, who agrees water hover-bike jousting is gonna be like, THE it sport of 2013.

  • CrazyUncleNicola

    I'll just leave this here


  • GeekologieCommenter

    The ironman version is much better than the bike imo. This looks rather clunky

  • Juvenal Osegueralopez

    JetMoto in real life anyone?

  • lucci

    awesome idea, excellent execution, crappy name!

  • Crucial

    When the day comes that I use one of these to get to work - then my life shall be complete.

  • gfelts

    We need not worry about shark attacks anymore...
    until that fateful day they learn to jump...

  • Farhaan Farooq

    haha super mario sunshine, the real version

  • Shaun9lives

    Great soundtrack! Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

  • lucci

    Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy is God!

  • That looks like a fun way to die.

  • Guest

    *instantly writes down in wishlist*

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