I Just Soaked My Pants: The Water Fountain Toothbrush

June 8, 2012


This is the RinserBrush, a toothbrush from Amron Experimental that turns your faucet into a water fountain provided you have decent water pressure and not the sad trickle I get in my apartment. Do you know how hard it is to shower in this dump? SPOILER: Impossible (I only have a 1/2 bathroom).

No disposable cups to buy or throw away. No glass to wash or take up counter space. No changing hands to cup water. And, no more putting your head in the sink. Just aim the fountain where you want the water to be.

The brushes come with replaceable heads so one body can last a lifetime and are currently available for pre-order for $22. However they are NOT a replacement for flossing. Also, as tempting as it might be, they are NOT for taking shots either because you'd waste way too much booze down the drain. Speaking of wasting booze -- last night I saw a bartender make a drink wrong then pour it in the sink. You know what I told her? Hey -- I saw what you just did there. That shit ain't right. I want my tip back, then I'm leaving and I'M NEVER COMING BACK. *sobbing* You hear me? NEVER! (I was drunk and emotional)

Hit the jump for a video of the water getting fountained.

Thanks to Scott, the brush's inventor, who's spent way more time thinking about toothbrushes than you ever will.

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