Reader's Garbage Pail Kids Card Full-Back Tattoo

June 6, 2012


This is a picture of Geekologie reader Glen's full-back Garbage Pail Kids tattoo. The original Garbage Pail Kids the design came from were named Charred Chad and Fryin' Ryan, but Glen had the name changed to 'Orrible Ozzie for his backpiece because he has a son named Ozzie. Good lookin', Glen. Well, except for the fact it looks more like a Garbage Pale Kid, amirite?! Man, I'm a jerk.

Thanks Glen, and I'm waaaay pastier (almost see-thru) if it makes you feel any better.

  • James

    Nice work dude, if i can suggest anything, just make some exercise so you get all the chicks.

  • its his body! what is wrong with you people?

  • Orrible ozzy is a good to see. I love this type of tattoo. Really I was looking forward to read about it. The design is "simply better". Thanks for this allocation. :lol:

  • thank you, you are awesome and have great taste

  • Admittedly not a huge fan of this, but I can appreciate decent work when I see it. Good on you for being ballzy enough to do it.

  • thank you Jenni,and good on you too , and yes you are right bc is a dog fucker and a massive puss cake


    Your tattoo is stupid and you should feel stupid.

  • and you're real pretty, probably why your uncle raped you repeatedly as a child

  • bc

    Ugliest Tattoos failblog, here ya come!

  • your mums ass here I come

  • bc

    Wow, if you think the idea of having anal intercourse with a 65 year old woman with failing eyesight and a limp sounds appealing then please have at it. Then again, I suppose when you're a major tool and have tattoos like that, women with poor eyesight are your only option.

  • benny hendrix

    Jesus, typical modern day douchebag with his plug rings, coy fish sleeve, ridiculous cover-up "meant-to-look-intentional" black arm..... walking cliche anyone? I remember back in the 80's when I rode with my crew, and our tats were a sign of our 1%-er existence. As important as our colors and patches on our vests. It was taboo to have tattoos back then. When I would walk down the street, moms would lock their car doors or cross the street to get away from me/us. Now I have queers like this guy and weekend warrior Orange County Chopper businessmen approaching me asking where I got my "ink" done at "bro". This modern day facebook tattoo culture is a disgrace and an insult to people like me and that original tattoo/biker culture. I am in my 50's and I am still getting tattooed, but let me tell you, going in to these new shops cluttered with teenagers, businessmen, soccer moms and pretty boys riding in on their crotch rockets makes me want to stop. Tats used to be an expression of disassociation from the 9-5 "typical nuclear family" world and an act of rebellion, and a middle finger to corporate America and their slave system of marriage/children/mortgage/eat/shit/work/sleep. Now it is an expression of belonging and fashion. Not to mention these guys who get tats to be "ironic" like the other guy who got the Stephen Hawking tattoo. "Cool bro! That is so off the wall and ironic, you got a crippled astrophysicist on your chest, because it doesn't make sense! And look, he's smiling too!!" Goddamn, I would hate to be a young person in this era.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    The history of a tattoo dates back to 8000 years ago and that is just a date that we can find evidence from.

    You are bitching about the itard hipsters today taking away from what you thought was your cool rebellion and I can understand that. What will be your response when a Yakuza comes by with a full body tattoo applied by a bamboo stick and he doesn't admire your "I Suck the Devil's Dick" tattoo across your chest?

    You are coming across as butthurt. I understand your bitch but tone it down and learn your place. Some Samoa with a full body hammered in with a sharpened boar tusk will think you are a little faggy.

  • $18922249

    You sound incredibly old and out of touch. I don't think that you are mad because your culture got franchised. No, I think that you are mad because you chose poorly when you selected your anti-culture. Should have joined the Ren-fair. Those people are still living on the fringe.

  • wow he did a really nice job.

  • Guest

    Haha, that is pretty funny.

  • Thats the biggest waste of what I'm going to assume is upwards of six-hundred dollars.

  • nope, didnt cost me anything, my mate is a tattoo artist and wanted to do it, so i let him SO FUCK YOU HAHAHAHA!!

  • bc

    Such a chav.

    So the photo, is that taken in your council flat, or your room in your parents' basement?

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