World's Oldest Known Cave Art Might Be A Ladycave

May 15, 2012


According to scientists who've spent way too much time in the dark studying cave art and not nearly enough time looking at privates, this is the world's oldest known artistic etching. One of a vagina. Personally, I don't see it, and that's saying a lot because I can usually find privates in anything. One time I went cloud-watching and counted OVER 9,000.

The new discovery, uncovered at a site called Abri Castanet in France, consists mainly of circular carvings most likely meant to represent the vulva. The carvings were etched into the ceiling of a now-collapsed rock shelter about 37,000 years ago, researchers reported Monday (May 14) in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

Female genitalia, please, it sounds like you've never seen a naked lady before. Granted I'm no expert on the subject and can only speak from my limited viewing of scrambled Cinemax movies, but that is not a vagina. It looks like an upside-down power symbol. "From 37,000 year ago?" *wink* "Why are you winking at me?" *wink* "Stop it." Aliens, bro. Meet me after dark and I'll tell you everything they did to me.

Thanks to Joey and lovehandles, who weren't surprised at all to discover the first thing a human drew was a vagina. Really? I thought it would have been a wiener. They're so weird but so fun to doodle!

  • mcxdtv

    its the quake logo!

  • Cave man porn. 

  • Gui_letters

    i can fap to this.

  •  I think someone did —that's why the cave wall collapsed.

  • luxlucetintenebris

    That's not a vagina lol the egyptian hieroglyphic and  mayan one were both similar, it means house. a square with a line coming out of it, in this case it's a circle (Cave/igloo) lol these researchers just have a dirty mind!

  • Martin Kugler

    Clearly this is a picture of the power button from a stone age computer.  It just got knocked upside down.

  • JJtoob

    Stupid iPod, I thought I posted a similar comment yesterday, but yes I agree with you.

  • Is that the Quake II intro video?

  • Please tell me we have finally discovered the dwelling of a not-so-talented perverted recluse that covered his walls with the 37,000 year old equivalent of the nudie poster.  If i ever invent a time machine, this will now be my first destination.  

  • Marc Moylan

    Am I the only one who looked at that and thought QUAD DAMAGE.

  • Perfectly round? What the heck? How do you manage to get a perfectly round one?

  •  With a mammoth-tusk dildo? :P

  • Finally, we have solid proof that anthropologists do not get laid very often!

  • omg....I'm a freak! My vagina does not look that way!

  • Mr. Roboto

    Since when does a circle automatically represent a vulva?

  • i think they predicted pacman

  • Justice Law

    I think it looks like Pacman eating a hot dog.

  • zakany

    So you're saying they're right?

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